It’s Canadian Thanksgiving, which means two things:
- TF’s traffic will be fairly dead; and
- It’s the perfect excuse to do a cop-out “Happy <INSERT HOLIDAY>!” post.
I was going to do a real post today, I swear. I had a guest post scheduled for tomorrow. Then the guest poster copped out. I’ve moved today’s original post (it’s about investing; specifically Canada’s best discount brokerage — anybody care to hazard a guess?) to tomorrow. If you’re bored today and want to read f’realz, check out Adina’s Sunday Reader.
Oh. You’re still here? Seriously? Well, I guess I’ll show you what I’m making for Thanksgiving dinner. Note that the video is mildly NSFW, but it’s a stat holiday — you shouldn’t be at work with your easily-offended Canadian coworkers anyway.
OK, so, full disclosure: I’m not actually going to eat that. Even if I could afford 40 Big Macs I’d use the money to buy 20 Five Guys burgers. I’m going to eat the other half of my P’Zone from last night’s Pizza Hut. Happy Canadian Thanksgiving!
And a happy to you too as well! I hope enjoy this happy , as well!
… that’s what I get for being clever, what the comment should have said:\
And a happy {insert holiday greeting} to you as well! I hope {pronoun} enjoy this happy {insert holiday name} as well.
hahahahahah it’s WordPress’ fault not yours. Hope you enjoyed / are going to enjoy turkey this weekend.
Happy Thanksgiving!